UNPRECEDENTED!

What is this?  A post?  At two in the morning?

What trickery is this!?[interrobang]

I have found a menial job.  I am the night receptionist for a school for dental and medical assistants.  Which means several things:
I cut my hair so as not to look slovenly(seven years without any real cutting of hair can do that).
I now spent six hours sitting a desk waiting for the phone to ring(I'm quite serious).
My indentured servitude to Mr. N. Tep esq. has increased(since I can no longer put forth 20 hours of my day towards his services).

Behold: cut hair.

Also: Teresa.

The quite unfortunate bit is that I may miss an update or two.  I pride myself on updating everyday with the strange and unusual from Mr. N. Tep esq., the ESS, and others.  I shall strive to continue my, thus far, flawless goddamn record of daily posts.

Besides, I can sleep when I'm dead.